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Observations On Growing Older 

  

~Your Kids are becoming you...and you don't like them!


~Going Out is good.. Coming Home is better! 


~You Forget names .... But it's OK because other people forgot they Even knew you!!! 


~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything .... Especially Golf. 


~Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember. 


~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore. 


~Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chairwith the TV blaring than he does in bed. It's Called " Pre-sleep". 


~You miss the days when everything worked with just an " ON" and " OFF" Switch.. 


~You tend to use more 4 letter words ... " what?" ...... " when?"... ??? 


~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere. 


~You notice everything sold in stores is " sleeveless" !!!! 


~What used to be freckles are now liver spots. 


~Everybody Whispers. 

  

~Now that your husband has retired .... You'd give anything if he'd find a job! 


~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet .... 2 of which you will never wear. 


~~~But Old is good in some things: Old songs, Old movies, and best of all, OLD FRIENDS!!